Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean....against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Once drunk, you don't even care who is playing, all you wanna see is someone hitting the ball out of stadium.
Petrol and diesel is getting cheaper day by day, but not alcohol. This is a scam!
Thanks to internet, nowadays after getting high the previous night, next day people end up cleaning the mess they made with their smartphone.
Bar is your pit stop for the race called life!
Ironically, alcohol is the only friend you don't make, but buy!
Alcohol is too kind to trouble you, it's the rising prices of it that hurts!
Music and alcohol are the fastest way to time travel.
Stress-buster Yoga Asanas - Grab a beer...Switch on TV...Sit...Pour beer in Glass...Chug it...*repeat till bottle is empty*...Feeling good now? Do it again!
Guy after drinking alcohol for years: Have I made it large?......... His liver: Abe chutiye khud se nahi, mujh se pooch. Small se XL ho gaya hoon.
Love and alcohol both are important but addictive, and as there is rehabilitation center for alcohol but not love, so you know what to choose.
Click here to read Part 2.
Once drunk, you don't even care who is playing, all you wanna see is someone hitting the ball out of stadium.
Petrol and diesel is getting cheaper day by day, but not alcohol. This is a scam!
Thanks to internet, nowadays after getting high the previous night, next day people end up cleaning the mess they made with their smartphone.
Bar is your pit stop for the race called life!
Ironically, alcohol is the only friend you don't make, but buy!
Alcohol is too kind to trouble you, it's the rising prices of it that hurts!
Music and alcohol are the fastest way to time travel.
Stress-buster Yoga Asanas - Grab a beer...Switch on TV...Sit...Pour beer in Glass...Chug it...*repeat till bottle is empty*...Feeling good now? Do it again!
Guy after drinking alcohol for years: Have I made it large?......... His liver: Abe chutiye khud se nahi, mujh se pooch. Small se XL ho gaya hoon.
Love and alcohol both are important but addictive, and as there is rehabilitation center for alcohol but not love, so you know what to choose.
Click here to read Part 2.
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