Alcohol is the best dress opener!
Once you are familiar with alcohol, nothing looks stranger anymore!
Best thing about alcohol is that it has got only answers and no questions.
Once alcohol accepts your friend request, you hardly need anyone else to be social!
People, alcohol is not the only solution to all your problems, there is one less known solution too, called death. Choose wisely!
Being drunk or sober are two sides of the same coin called alcohol, if you are drunk then u r on right side and if sober then wrong side.
Alcohol doesn't make you stupid or wise, it's all about how you behave after having it.
When you are happy, you enjoy alcohol. But when you are sad, you just drink it!